doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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