Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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