i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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