Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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