Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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