a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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