Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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