I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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