it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Operation Purity has been aborted
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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