Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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