just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
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