So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
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I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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