Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
