Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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