I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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