their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
send nudes
from the living room?
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