not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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