Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you win again, gameday.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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