Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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