I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
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He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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