Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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