Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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