You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
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i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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