oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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