GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
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