and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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