I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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