is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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