I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
look no pants
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
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dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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