playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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