Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
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I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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