My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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