hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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