babies were throwing up all over the place
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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