No subtext here. People are naked.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
So many bounce houses so little time
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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