connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
Randomize
