people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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