i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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