wat bout pragnant strippers??
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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