She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
