Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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