I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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