Small penises have feelings too.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
let's call it "werewolfing"
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
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I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.