i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Dude, where are you?
... whose car?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.