Dual....:-)
literally had 100 drinks last night.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
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chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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