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(315): View more from New York

Random question, how's your gag reflex these days

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(613): View more from Ontario

One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.

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(303): View more from Colorado

that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall

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(770): View more from Georgia

Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.

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(559): View more from California

He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year

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(561): View more from Florida

Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.

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(706): View more from Georgia

We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.

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