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  dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?

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  idk but i think it had a face

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children

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  actually, i try not to think about it

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  and i pooped them out

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.

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  Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.

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