i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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