Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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