Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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