i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Randomize
