How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
no you cant smoke seaweed
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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