Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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