shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
we should paint friendship bongs
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