hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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