You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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